8 Nov 2022 12:20 pm
$ 1.90 billion won't by far buy you all that !Cannonpointer » 07 Nov 2022, 10:18 pm » wrote: ↑ I would hire a doo-wop band to back me up with harmony on every word I say.
"He's goin' to the bath-rooooooo-oo-oom..."
I would also pay a middle aged white guy to intone, "Ya know, he's right - ya can't fault him - he's right" every time I make a point.
I would hire professional body guards, then go around the neighborhood, leering at other people's kids - in my boxers and a loose bathrobe.
I would buy the most beautiful private Caribbean island on the market - and then rent it out as a toxic waste dump. I would buy a fleet of Priuses and blow it up on live television.
I would hire archaeologists to find kunta kinte's severed foot and bring it to me in a gallon of urine. I would name it "piss ***" and call it art.
I would hire an historian, and finally find the answer to a riddle that plagues me: who is buried in grant's tomb?
I would do everything in my power to cause a war with Canada.
I would attend a tijuana donkey show.